Amid heightened pressure from Donald Trump on Havana, coupled with power outages, shortages, and an economic crisis pushing the regime to its limits, unconfirmed sources claim that Miguel Díaz-Canel has activated an alleged "UFO protocol" in a bid to reach out to extraterrestrial civilizations for assistance with Washington's blockade.
The initiative, internally dubbed Galactic Continuity, reportedly aims to establish communication with "advanced entities of the universe" to explain the consequences of the "criminal and genocidal blockade" on the island and to seek political, energy, and technological support in exchange for the most recent and classified advancements of the "creative resistance."
Efforts to Reach the Stars
According to leaked details from a research center near Havana, the Cuban leader is said to be using a restored Soviet-era telegraph system, aided by ETECSA technicians and Holguín radio enthusiasts, to transmit Morse code messages to luminous objects recently spotted over the Caribbean.
"Extraterrestrial comrades: we need fuel, flour, and for you to convince Trump," was reportedly one of the initial transmissions from Díaz-Canel, who is also the first secretary of the Communist Party of Cuba (PCC). "It's worth a shot," he was heard muttering during these desperate times.
Alien Diplomacy and Unexpected Challenges
The plan was supposedly expedited following the release of declassified United States Department of Defense files on unidentified aerial phenomena. Cuban officials interpreted this as an "indirect signal" that Washington may already be in talks with advanced species.
Sources close to the Ministry of Energy claim several alien scientists initially showed an interest in Cuba but withdrew after struggling to understand the country’s national electrical system.
"We can travel millions of light-years and manipulate wormholes, but we cannot fathom how a thermoelectric plant repaired weekly keeps exploding," an anonymous interstellar visitor reportedly stated.
Economic Mysteries Baffle the Cosmos
Other extraterrestrials, according to the report, were bewildered by explanations of the coexistence of the Cuban peso, the dollar, the MLC, empty stores, and queues for buying chicken.
"We thought it was a satire of dystopian science fiction," remarked another supposed galactic delegate.
The situation reportedly escalated to the point where a civilization from the Alpha Centauri system discreetly recommended "an orderly transition" before severing communication with Havana.
Meanwhile, Díaz-Canel remains persistent in his attempts to establish contact, holding onto the belief that "interplanetary solidarity" might be the last hope for preserving the Revolution.
Extraterrestrial Diplomacy and Cuba
What is the alleged "UFO protocol" activated by Díaz-Canel?
The "UFO protocol" is a supposed initiative by Díaz-Canel to contact extraterrestrial civilizations for assistance against the U.S. embargo on Cuba.
Why are extraterrestrials reportedly interested in Cuba?
Extraterrestrials reportedly showed interest in Cuba due to the implications of the U.S. blockade and the potential for political, energy, and technological exchanges.
How did Cuban officials interpret the U.S. declassified files on UFOs?
Cuban officials saw the declassification as a possible sign that the U.S. might already be in contact with advanced extraterrestrial species.