Kenny Robert's Hilarious Take on Samantha and L Kimii's New Romance

The revelation that Samantha Hernández and L Kimii are now an item didn't exactly shock anyone in the Cuban entertainment scene, as it was already a widely known secret. However, what everyone was eagerly anticipating was the reaction from Kenny Robert—or more accurately, his outspoken alter ego, Jessica.

Unsurprisingly, Jessica did not disappoint. With her signature no-holds-barred approach, she delivered one of her most memorable quips upon learning of the budding romance: “Samantha went from a Polski to a Maserati,” she remarked bluntly, taking a jab at Wampi, Samantha's ex. Her words were as unfiltered and sharp as ever, resembling a poorly tied bow.

But that was just the beginning. In character, Kenny dedicated a series of videos to the topic, kicking off with her classic outburst of scorned fury: “That Kimico is truly addictive, they just need to open up the relationship,” she exclaimed, oscillating between indignation and resignation, as if the relationship were a Netflix series renewed without her input.

Adding to the drama (or comedy), she sent voice messages to Wampi, calling him a "chivirico" and proclaiming he was “doomed,” openly mocking the reggaeton artist like someone settling scores with the past, but with a sharp sense of humor.

And because no heartbreak story is complete without some artistic flair, Jessica released a video titled “If I Were Samantha in Bed with L Kimii.” Suffice it to say, it left little to the imagination and left many speechless.

She also edited a photo of Samantha and L Kimii, inserting herself into it to create the image of a happy trio. The result was as amusing as it was unsettling.

Jessica further dedicated several heartbreak songs to L Kimii, coupled with unsolicited advice to Samantha, warning her that the man is “not to be trusted.”

Just when you thought the saga was over, remember that wherever there's a broken heart, there will always be a Jessica ready to set social media ablaze.