What began as a simple query spiraled into an epic monologue filled with shouts, absurd comparisons, and even an early declaration of childhood love. It only took the Cuban influencer Kenny Robert being asked, "Who do you think is better, Bebeshito or Leoni Torres?" for him to unleash his inner character, Jessica, and for a storm to erupt.
"This comparison is utterly incomparable!" he exclaimed, raising his voice to the dramatic heights of a Venezuelan soap opera. Things got even more intense when Jessica, his alter ego, unleashed a torrent of metaphors to defend her lifelong idol: "What a lack of respect, how could you compare Leoni, who is the finest gift our Cuban motherland has given us, to Bebeshito? With a voice like Leoni's, he's a powerhouse with an impressive career."
She continued her passionate rant, "It's like asking which toothpaste is better, Colgate Optic White or Dentex. Leoni is a heartthrob, a model for Louis Vuitton, who only gets better with age. With all due respect to Yuliet, I've been head over heels for Leoni since I was a kid on the Santa Cruz road. Since he sang, 'Oh love, you don't trust me if I give you my sincere love, I die for you,' I was a devoted fan."
Jessica capped it off with a punchline: "It's like comparing soy yogurt to natural yogurt. Which one tastes better? The natural one... It's like comparing Michael Jackson to Pedrito Calvo."
The scene was as intense as it was unforgettable, and reactions quickly followed. Keeping true to his calm and gentlemanly style, Leoni Torres humorously responded, "So you've been head over heels on the road since you were little? I still have a lot of respect for everyone; each has their vibe."
Adding to the fun, his wife, actress Yuliet Cruz, joined in with elegance: "Hahaha Jessica, we need to talk. I think... Oh! Hey, love! Big hug."
The debate remains open, but one thing is clear—at least for Jessica, Leoni is incomparable to anyone else.